Due to heavy winds my DNA can be found in several areas across the world.
17 Aug 07:42
Looking after a dog at the moment and it keeps trying to lick my elbows! Someone somewhere will probably tell me dog saliva is good for Psoriasis!
07 Aug 16:30
Girlfriend made the mistake of wearing a black top to our date on Saturday, I took every opportunity to flake on it...honestly do not know how I am not single!
13 Jul 07:44
So many people mistaking this for a dating website! Do you like regular trips to the dermatologist and a bathroom cupboard full of different creams no one has heard of?? Then you're in the right place ;)
06 Jul 08:51
If a train is packed - start itching a patch of Psoriasis - you'll soon get some breathing room! Make Psoriasis work for you!
03 Jul 10:41
Cleaned out my keyboard at work this morning, I had to hoover afterwards! Was like someone broke a snow globe!
28 Jun 08:53
It's safe to say 5 days in Glastonbury does not help your Psoriasis - who'd have thought?!
13 Jun 14:22
My Psoriasis at the moment JEEZ! My bed sheet looks like its been sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese!
01 Jun 10:30
We'd all make terrible criminals! No a chance we're leaving without a trace! Especially if its windy..
17 May 08:59
When you're at the hair dressers and they give you that cold blow dry at the end and half your scalp flies around the room. Sorry about that ;)
09 May 08:45
Remember when you could take a really hot shower without out looking like Red Skull after? Those were the days!
05 May 09:04
I was told Salt baths are good for Psoriasis - I need things to be made crystal clear - or I end up in a bath with table salt.
03 May 13:52
Top tip - When you have a doctors appointment, book as early as you can and tell work its at 10am. Early enough so you don't have to arrive when work starts and late enough to come in after 12. #prosofpso #makepsoriasisworkforyou
28 Apr 08:56
I'm so hungover my Psoriasis can't even be bothered to be itchy - #naturalremedies
25 Apr 08:40
Dusting my house has become a full time job.
20 Apr 13:14
It is compulsory when meeting another flaker to compare patches.
11 Apr 17:01
When threatened - I use my Psoriasis much like a Hedgehog uses its spikes. Come near me and I will flake on you!
10 Apr 10:40
Does anyone else find it annoying when someone gives you an absurd "cure"? And why does it always seem to be available in The Body Shop?
28 Mar 12:43
My Psoriasis is on fire at the moment. I feel like I could be in a much less impressive version of the Fantastic 4.
22 Mar 12:53
When I take my jumper off at the end of the day, it looks like emptying sand from a shoe after a day at the beach
15 Mar 08:32
When the slightest bit of sunshine arrives and you rip off your top like Hulk Hogan - HEAL MEEEEEE!!
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