Pam
...feeling happy Pam @pampar

Coping

Just for fun.....let's see how many song titles we can change to include innuendo to Psoriasis eg The Itch is Back (The Bitch is back - Elton John) You're good at this John lol xx

50

Theme Jokes about Psoriasis

Please don't include specific medical product brand names or external links.

50 responses

Pam
Pam @pampar

addicted to scratching (Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer)
after the itch has gone (After the love has gone - Earth Wind & Fire)


Pam
Pam @pampar

Itching The Night Away (Twisting the night Away) Chubby Checker


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u cant scratch this, you cant touch this mc hammer :)


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itched all night, drove all night roy orbison :)


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the re flake , the reflex duran duran :)


Pam
Pam @pampar

Whole Lotta Flakin' Goin' On (Jerry Lee Lewis whole lotta shakin goin on)


Pam
Pam @pampar

Whole Lotta Skin (Led Zeppelin 'whole lotta love)


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itchy woman, witchy woman the eagles (dont know the song ?) :)


Pam
Pam @pampar

"Will you still love me tomorrow" ....when you see all the flakes in your bed ? (slightly different twist) to the game x


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think you are better at this pam ::)


Pam
Pam @pampar

@ John, it is called 'Witchy Woman' xx


Pam
Pam @pampar

@John, only because I am music mad and have a lot more years under my belt than you John...the 50's, 60's right up to date and I love most genre's (but not Abba lol) xx


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i know, i was browsing the net haha :X) ones i got before, i was just be thinking a lot, like my skinbad the flaker one :) ,that came up as i was talking on here about skin bad i think to you and i was saying it fast to myself and it sounded like sinbad, how i came up with that one, my best one i think to date :)


Pam
Pam @pampar

Scratching Queen (dancing queen Abba) xx


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thats good,yes, i am too young :) yes i do like abba but,not like a masive fan, like listening to anything really,what ever grooves,makes me wanna boogie :)


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wierd, i was just thinking of that abba one and you got there first :) great minds think alike haha :)


Pam
Pam @pampar

it was you who gave me the idea to do this, you came up with one the other day...can't remember what it was but you said that a 'song had been retitled' can you remember what it was John ? xx


Pam
Pam @pampar

@John maybe I'm good at this cos I've got the scouse humour lol xx


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oh yes , it was jonny kid and the pirates, flakin all over, shakin all over, i was thinking of the song that i heard years ago, just had to find who did the song, as i couldnt remember, it came back to me of jonny and his pirates :)


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DO YOU KNOW A POPULAR SONG BY JONNY KID AND THE PIRATES, the title of the song has been changed

FLAKIN ALL OVER :)


Pam
Pam @pampar

hahaha ....."Itchycoo Me" ... (Itchycoo Park -The Small Faces) that came to me like a bolt out of the blue ! xx


Pam
Pam @pampar

I think there's only you & I playing this game John lol xx I wonder have we upset anyone ?



Pam
Pam @pampar

'Eternal Itch' (The Bangles-Eternal Flame) xx


Pam
Pam @pampar

When My Itchy Skin is Burning (When My Little Girl is Smiling - The Drifters) xx


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my brain is not attatched , i think you win haha. :X)


Pam
Pam @pampar

@John, hahaha ....well maybe for tonight, but I'm sure you'll come up with some more in the future xx


Pam
Pam @pampar

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme....a scratch after midnight ...hahaha


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john,Flakes to beam up @chewbacca

seems like its pretty quiet on flaym tonight,maybe they are to busy scratching hahaha :X)


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john,Flakes to beam up @chewbacca

there is a song i have, that i have had since 1984 by malcom mclaren called, DA YA LIKE SCRATCHIN and a lady says in it,all that scratchin is making me itch and also saying ,da ya like scratcin what is is,obviously because of the turtable scratching, its an underground hip hop type electro track from the day, you can find it on youtube :)


Jack
Jack @psoriasisblob

Flake on meeeee (Take on me) :)


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haha ,we have had that one from chris ryder i think?on one of my posts, its a good one :)


Pam
Pam @pampar

"Don't Throw Your Skin Away" (The Searchers 'Don't throw your love away')


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bad skin, itchy skin taylor swift :)


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i got you flakes, i got you babe , sony and cher


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baby your a rich man,baby your a itch man ,the beatles


Psoriatic4good
Psoriatic4good @psoriatic4good

Bed of flakes (Bed of razors - Children Of Bodom)

And on the other side of the musical world...

Rolling in the flakes (Rolling in the deep - Adele)

:)


Karmic
Karmic @karmicflakes

Disclosure by Scratch (latch).... I'm scratching al day now I know what I have found...


Karmic
Karmic @karmicflakes

Nouvelle Vague - In a Manner of scratching

This is more my style! ❤️


Kloey (Nuggets)
Kloey (Nuggets) @nuggetsmcr

I've had the scratch of my life :)
- I've had the time of my life haha


Ed
Ed @stixs

All I Have To Do Is Scratch ....All I Have To Do Is Dream by the Everly Brothers..


Rebecca
Rebecca @RebeccaW

"This little scratch of mine?"
(This little light of mine) hope it hasn't been used


Mudassir ahmed
Mudassir ahmed @mudassirahmed

Dangerous that psorises is Dangerous.
( Dangerous that girls is so Dangerious) Michell Jackson


Psoriatic4good
Psoriatic4good @psoriatic4good

Sweet psoriasis of mine... We all know :)


HollyDan
HollyDan @hollydan

Got 99 problems and the itch is one


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ma flaker, ma baker boney m:)


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flaker street baker street jerry rafferty ?think thats his name ?


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a hard days scratch a hard days night the beatles :)


Harold
Harold @harold

Flake on you (Stuck on you (Lionel Ritchie)


Psoriatic4good
Psoriatic4good @psoriatic4good

I don't have a song name, but I have potentially good part of a song - Heaven is a halfpipe :)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can flake
‘Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the flakes up on my back

(If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
‘Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man up on my back)



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